From the Scrolls Vol. I

Finally released are the lyrics of Bone Camaro if anything was indecipherable.  You may say,  "Hey, that's not what he said...We'll i wrote most of them and I changed them over time so there!"

Coughin' in a Coffin

I buried myself alive
At the Age of 55
I slipped into a velvet tuxedo
10 minutes before my time

(and) 3 weeks before my plan
I drove up the coast
and then...
I knocked on death's door
(said) "can i come in

He said, "he there buddy ready to get bloody?"
I said, "hell yea."

Well we took a walk up the beach, and who'd we happen to meet?
It was my old band Bone Camaro they said you should come with me.
So we went to the amusment park, and we stayed there till i was dark.
And we rode that ferris wheel 3 thousand times to fall out the car.

And when we were getting sick
and the tears they filled our eyes
we said see you, in the afterlife

I'll be seein you in the afterlife -   (indiscriminant # of times)

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Noone Dies Alone

Noone Dies Alone
Yeah, we're in this together

It rains everytime she cries
I guess that's the weather?

What if we aren't meant to be?
And What if it all goes Black?
You broke my heart with your hurtful words
You can't take it back.

Don't try to fly you won't reach the air
Heaven's to good for you call me from hell i'll meet you there.    x 2

Pain it comes in spurts
But it, it can't last forever
We said some smart ass things
Yea i bet you thought we were pretty clever

People will say,  Bone Camaro
they were like some brothers
I'll just smile
and say "there will be others."

Don't try to fly you won't reach the air
Heaven's to good for you call me from hell i'll meet you there.    x 2


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Natural Disasters

Swept away by a tidal wave of love
Came crashin' down just like an avalanche

I don't need to make my peace with you
So put away your goddamn olive branch

chorus

Love, Love is a natural disaster

Don't go losin' your life for what your after

Love, Love is a natural disaster

Don't go losin' your life for what your after

It's sink or swim when you get in
You'll drown in your relationship
Word's hurt less when they're not said
So honey tighten those lips

chorus

Love, Love is a natural disaster

Don't go losin' your life for what your after

Love, Love is a natural disaster

Don't go losin' your life for what your after

Break My Heart to pieces
Pick them up again
Break my heart to pieces
I won't be home again
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Just Friends

Choral humming of {oooohs}

Kiss me on the mouth
To hold my words in
Started at the finish
Didn't know where to begin

Planned it over and over
thought i'd figured it out
Kept an open mind
but nothing would come out

chorus

Let's put our heads together
And figure out an answer
Solutions never come to me                  --  x2
to Fix this problem faster

Coached in every facet
Figured i was set
with Vegas odds against me
I wasn't the safest bet

She just smiled back at me
as i finished my monologue
She said that's very nice
But it's very fuckin' wrong

chorus

Let's put our heads together
And figure out an answer
Solutions never come to me                  --  x2
to Fix this problem faster


We're Just Friends
We're Just Friends                  - -  x2
Oh my god!
She said we're just friends!

The White Wizard and Quest for Old Boobs.

Last night the adventure unfolded as two weary souls traveled a few blocks from their humble apartment to seek out the mystic White Wizard "Edgar Winter." Wielding his keyboard guitar and drumsticks of light he brought with him a traveling group of "Baby Boomers" who feasted on meat of the pig and drank their spirits. Many of them belonged to clan's with their patches and wrinkly tattoos. The siren's that came with the baby boomers tried to use their intoxication and lure the young men. Luckily the young men had their wits about them and the wizard kept them at bay averting any tragedy such as a sudden over 40 flashing. Yuck City.

Thank you lincoln, Thank you Ribfest.

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