Day 2, (1 Part Asshole 2 Parts Robot)

Today started pretty quickly but instead of being busy and having lots to do, I was sent down at 8:30 am for Port Placement.  A port is a long term venous hook up, that i can take i.v. antibiotics with or have blood drawn from it.  It's located below the scapula on the right side of my chest.  It will be a longer term solution to PICC lines. So if you check the scoreboard now, That's a tube in my gut, and now a connector on my chest.  All i need now is a Rascal, or perhaps some of those crutches that old polio people used to wear, or lasik made laser eyes.